Welcome to the Birthday Chamber
invitation includes, but is not limited to: anniversaries, holidays, bad reviews,
noisy neighbors, disappointing romances, leaf blowers, invasive advertising,
lonely nights, injustice, abusive cosmetic standards, unfair labor practices,
moldy sandwich breads...
your birthday has been forgotten, this perpetual celebration is for you.
If you hate birthdays -or- yours has been recognized in some unsavory manner
that you'd rather forget, please leave your birthday in the Cemetery
and come back for refuge (and cake).