Kermit: Wow! Whoo!
Johnny: Say that again?
Kermit: No I was just talking about David’s wife, she’s …
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Kermit: …absolutely stunning. Yes, yes! Absolutely, just like that.
Johnny: Yours going the same way? My dog tags are panting! I wear them (?)all
the time… Russ Joyner is here, Ladies and Gentlemen, Russ is the General
Manager of this whole thing that we call "Hollywood and Highland".
That includes the Kodak Theater, the Academy- everything! He is the man and
he is also Chairman of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. Let me acknowledge
him now, Russ Joyner! Right over here…
Kermit: Oh… Great! Hi there Russ!
Johnny: Well in just a moment now we’re going to unveil the star, but
Kermit, I want you to know that the Los Angeles City Council has this proclamation
for you…
Kermit: Oh yeah?
Johnny: … and it says all the things we have been talking about. It
was instigated by Eric Garcetti, the Councilman who has Hollywood Boulevard,
signed by Tom LaBonge, by all of them as a matter of fact…
Kermit: Yeah?
Johnny: …and I’ll just read the bottom and I will hold this for
you…
Kermit: ok…
Johnny: …until we have unveiled your star.
Kermit: ooh! ok…
Johnny: It says "Now therefore be it resolved that by the adoption of
this resolution, the City Council of this City of Los Angeles, hereby congratulates
Kermit the Frog…
Kermit: That’s me!
Johnny: …on this well-deserved honor of receiving his star on world-famous
Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Kermit: Aw!
Johnny: … and Kermit, as the Mayor of Hollywood, I do hereby proclaim
this Kermit the Frog Day in Hollywood!!
(applause)
Kermit: That’s wonderful! Thank you Sir!
Johnny: (says something I couldn’t hear above the cheering)
Kermit: Thank you Mr. Mayor!
Johnny: Alright!
Kermit: Yes!
Johnny: Everyone! I’ll tell you what…
Kermit: Yep?
Johnny: Come on! We’re gonna go unveil the star…
Kermit: Are ya?
Johnny: …and I’ll beat you there!
Kermit:: Are ya? I just wanna say a couple of words. Uh, uh, I wanna thank
you all for coming here today, and uh, I feel like I’ve been preparing
for this day my entire life because after all these years of working with
Miss Piggy I sort of know what it’s like having thousands of people
walk all over you every day.
(laughter)
Kermit: I wanna thank everyone for their kind words, Johnny and David and
Charlie and, and everybody! Uh, and uh now as you may know, frogs aren’t
usually very comfortable being so close to busy roads, so it gives us a kind
of run down feeling. But uh, oh that’s a Fozzie Bear joke. But I want
to take this opportunity to thank the folks at Hollywood and Highland and
the Kodak Theater for giving such a great location… and I promise them
I will keep that star shiny and they should feel free to cover me with the
red carpet any time they want. Um, but the most important people I wanna thank
today are all of you who are over here who are the fans, you know because
uh, you represent all the people have given me such a great career, and, and,
and, because of you, thanks to you , a short green talking frog from the swamp
made a huge splash in Hollywood. And because of you I’m able to stand
here today uh, on a huge stack of phone books, uh…
(laughter)
Kermit: …but uh and accepting one of the greatest honors in show business.
Uh, and it really is a great honor. When I look around, I was looking yesterday
and I saw all the great performers who have stars nearby, uh and I’m
proud to be their new neighbor, especially like my friend Edgar Bergen, whose
magic with Charlie McCarthy kind of inspired my career.
(applause)
Kermit: …yeah, and my closest friend, Jim Henson. Now, Jim not only
inspired by career, he actually inhabited it.
(laughter)
Kermit: …and Jim was a great man whose work moved us all, especially
me. Ha! And I know truthfully he would be very, very happy about our receiving
this honor today. You know at the end of The Muppet Movie I had a
line that sort of sums up what I and Jim Henson and everybody else who’s
a part of this great Jim Henson Company uh, tries to accomplish through the
years, and that line was, "I have a dream, it’s about singing and
dancing and making people happy and that’s the kind of dream that gets
better the more people you share it with, and I found a whole bunch of people
who share the same dream and that kind of makes us a family", and that
includes everybody who’s here today too. Thanks to Hollywood, I’ve
had a chance to share that dream with all of you and thanks to the lovers,
and the dreamers and you, Hollywood has made me a part of their family. Thank
you all!!
(cheering)
(Sweetums appeared at the podium and addressed the crowd for a while before
the star was unveiled. He was kind enough to make himself available for photos
after the ceremony, and in that heat too!)
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